Kate Moss Porno Out Tomorrow!
Article by Hope Alexander
August 28 2008. Article viewed 20394 times.
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Great news everybody, Pete Doherty has finally entered the last phase of his plan to turn his relationship with Kate Moss into a pile of drugs and cash, and it culminates in the showing of his home made porn in a dodgy Austrian cinema.
Kate Moss sex tapes sound hot alright, then you realize that Pete has made this as some sort of homage to his impressive powers of cock, and will probably be popping up throughout the whole thing with his round pudgy face, just when you were almost ready to blow, making you sick to your stomach, and if it´s too late to hold back – very possibly gay.
Pete´s plan is to show the audience the movie of him banging chicks and then give them a live performance. One hopes for the sake of the audience that will be with a guitar, and not with his other ´instrument´.
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