Not one, but two items of news relating to the penetration of Britney Spears´ vagina today folks! Just when you thought it was all over, it turns out that nothing can keep men away.
Remember Britney´s trip out to Mel Gibson´s secret island lair? Well, rumor has it that the trip was organized by Mel because he wanted to get one of his sons who has been in rehab for drug and alcohol issues to hook up with Britney. Smart, real smart. There´s nothing like letting a crazy lady and a drug addict hook up with each other for resulting awesomeness.
The Daily Mail is also claiming that Britney and Adnan are back together, but this time it´s business for Britney who is apparently only letting him do her in the hopes of getting the sex tape he allegedly made of her in Mexico back. According to their sources ´Britney´s really scared that Adnan has a sex tape. She wants to get it out of his hands.´ Maybe Britney is playing the equivalent of sex tape soccer, she can retrieve the sex tape with any part of her body between her hips and thighs, but under no circumstances can she use her hands.
