Lindsay Lohan Fighting the Wind at the MTV Movie Awards of the Day
Lindsay Lohan was offered 1,000,000 dollars from OK magazine to announce she’s a lesbian. Call me a sell out, but I’d get a sex change and suck a dick a day for the rest of my life for 1,000,000 dollars. I figure I hate fucking my wife anyway and my penis is pretty much already a vagina and I can afford to buy expensive moist toilettes to wipe my face down when the dick is done having it’s way with me. I guess I am just cheaper than Lohan and realize that 1,000,000 dollars probably isn’t much to her, but I also don’t give a fuck about what having a sex change or sucking dick for the rest of my life does to my career, I think it’s pretty clear I have no self-respect and don’t care what you think about me.
Either way, here’s Lohan’s potentially lesbian vagina covered in a hot pair of clean black underwear exposed as she fights with the wind, who turned out to be the biggest pervert at event because I wasn’t invited because no one takes me seriously, but if I was invited, I would have definitely put on a wig and a short skirt and finger-banged her because I hear she’s into that and don’t need to give her 1,000,000 dollars to find out.
On a side note, I will pay Ellen Page 2 dollars to admit she’s a lesbian, even though I already know the answer to that.
June 2nd, 2008 at 4:26 pm
Ellen Page is so obviously a lesbian.
June 2nd, 2008 at 4:45 pm
At least Lindsay is wearing panties this time…
June 2nd, 2008 at 4:48 pm
i think ellen page and lindsay lohan would make a great lesbo couple just like ellen and portia de rossi do.
June 2nd, 2008 at 5:22 pm
wow, lindsay’s looking really hot!
June 3rd, 2008 at 8:01 pm
Ellen Page is a lesbian? Damnit more poonany gone to bloody waste.
June 5th, 2008 at 1:53 am
Elllen Page,Lindsay Lohan,Queen Latifah,are all lezzie’s.
But kudo’s to Lindsay Lohan,at least she is wearing panties for a change.lol